The Cleaners asked me if my girlfriend wore my boxers cuz they smelled like a chick when they got them. Seeing as how I don’t have a girl, I decided to put a spycam in the house to see if I could find anything. Sure enough Carmen would dust my tables then rub one off with my shorts! So I decided to catch her in the act and give her some of the real thing!
HUY MAMITAS!!! The minute I saw Mason’s Big maracas, I just had to get my hands on em! She wasn’t falling for the 10 peso crap, so I kicked it up to One Hundred US, and she was more than happy to shake them maracas while she cleaned my kitchen… When she dropped to her knees, I knew I would cover them in my own special salsa!
My regular maid was sick so they sent over sexy little chica Ramona. Everything started out normal but when I offered her 10 bucks to wear a skimpier shirt, I knew it was gonna be a fun clean. By the time I was through she had 50 bucks and a face full of man jam!
Staying at a roach motel in the middle of nowhere usually sucks, but when this hot lil chica walked in with my towels, I knew it was gonna be a good time. All I had to do was whip out a couple pesos and this spicy latin snatch was all mine! I bent her over the chair and drove it all the way home.